do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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