I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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