She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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