How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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