That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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