Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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