how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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