Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Randomize
