I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
we should paint friendship bongs
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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