you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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