Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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