I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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