he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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