Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.

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(630): View more from Illinois

8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons

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(318): View more from Louisiana

you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...

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(616): View more from Michigan

I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.

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(916): View more from California

I can already almost taste penis in my mouth

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(407): View more from Florida

Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.

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(714): View more from California

I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.

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