i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?