Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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