You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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