Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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