well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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