how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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