Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
