i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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