So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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