You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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