how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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