Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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