She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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