You work out of a Hotel?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.