Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious

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(330): View more from Ohio

She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker

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(206): View more from Washington

i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin

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(207): View more from Maine

Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?

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(765): View more from Indiana

I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.

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(407): View more from Florida

Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around

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(802): View more from Vermont

Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"

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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.

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