brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night