Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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