There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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