I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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