At least make sure they are 18
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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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