Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
All the doctor said was why
Never underestimate the power of titties
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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