i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have fence marks all over my body
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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