who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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