I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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