So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What drink are we having for lunch?
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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