Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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