Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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