Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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