GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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