I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
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They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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