Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just cut my nipple shaving
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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