Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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