the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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