they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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