if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Of course I have a pirate flag
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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