I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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