well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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