i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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