well you can't waste a boner
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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