you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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