he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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