If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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