at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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