tell your sister to shave her snatch
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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