it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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